My Gallery of Nice Things and Stuff (a little bit like Pinterest but somehow different, less trivial perhaps . I don't really know, I think this name is too long for a gallery, the branding would be ridiculous)
Welcome to my gallery. Delight in the sounds of your own footsteps as you silently wander/creep (upto you) (THIS IS A METAPHOR by the way) around the empty hallways of my mind
I like the way it's disturbingly realistic, but ONLY from a distance. Like looking through the wrong end of a telescope, but suddenly everything makes sense. You get a feel for the liveliness of the boulevard and the city.